DISCO TIMES

                     DISCO TIMES

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While eating your juicy steaks,you can relish and chew on some of this juicy gossip:

The wedding card of the most awaited wedding ceremony of the year was revealed to the media today.The DISCO TIMES got the first glimpse of the wedding card of this special wedding and we present this to the readers:

                Begum Masoor Geli Khan of Hathaudi

              requests the pleasure of the company

                     ALL THE CRAZY FANS ...at the

                       The wedding of her son

              Second Hand Jawani(courtesy Movie Cocktail)

                Son of The Late Nawab of Hathaudi

                                       to 

               Halkat Jawani(courtesy Movie Heroine)

                Daughter of Jawani Deewani 

    

                 On 21st of December,2012  at 8 p.m.       

                       

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Having trouble getting a confession out of "Gasab"???

Simple remedy...Ask him to participate in "Sur Kshetra",he will sing like a canary and his mercy petition will also be accepted.

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Nirasha Hausle is in mourning for the third time.The first time was when Hondiba Hausle,her first husband died.The second time was when R.D. Thurman,her second "husband" died...and this time it is because "Chhote Sardar" was voted out of Hindustani Idol.

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For Abhi-don't-shake-Bachpan(Rocket Singh... as he needs the support of his father and wife to succeed) life is a holiday,and he works at intervals...

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Ranvijay Kapur was seen last thursday attending a party with Ms. Katalina and leaving the party with Priya Sane...oh,wait a minute..we just saw him enter a restaurant with Anupriya Shurma...no no wait a second...

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Ms. Manisha Mukerjee has taken a sabbatical from acting...Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk...when was the last time she acted???

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Goodbye for now folks,will meet you with more juicy news...meow till then! :)